"I have time for objects and drinking, not people"
A friend of mine was reading Geoffrey of Monmouth and noticed that one of Arthur’s weapons is “a spear called Ron.” My friend: “That’s the most awesome thing I’ve read in a while. But what about his helmet, Brad, or his trusty shield, Trey?” Suggestions other grad students supplied for named objects in our lives: From @brushfireburn, “my beloved...
As I said to a friend, “In my ideal universe, my dissertation will take off like a shot and earn me such academic renown that I can have my pick of positions… and wind up at Midd. Of course, in my ideal universe, I also have a teleportation device and a pet velociraptor.”
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