Third, we’ve noticed that some people are using their profile name to show-off...– https://plus.google.com/113116318008017777871/posts/VJoZMS8zVqU NO THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. What does Google not understand? I want to network. I want to build professional level relationships with people. I do not want psycho fans or internet trolls to know my real name. WHAT DON’T THEY...
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I juggle genius-level intelligence and jaw-dropping idiocy well
you're talking to a gold medalist over here
we should compete. part one is a game of huggermugger. part two is watching cartoons. part three is shoelace-tying.
part three will be hard for me. I'm don't even tighten the straps on my chacos.
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are you in danger of being a grown-up? if so, I need to get you some more ridiculous boxers. possibly also a ridiculous t-shirt. maybe superhero sheets.
LOL. Sheldon found his Darth Vader ones too stimulating to sleep.
I guess they'll have to be Aquaman, then