- Alan: lol because i can: Q.E.D.
- me: thiiiiief
- you're so glad I brought geometry back into your life
- Alan: according to my friend, the new Limp Bizkit CD is good. i told him, "No, I'm sorry, I don't think I can buy your candy."
- please save me.
- LOL angles n shit.
- me: that's like the time I suggested that Ricky and Lucy overcame the obstacle of two twin beds in creating Little Ricky through the wonders of 50s technology: "magnets 'n' stuff."
- Alan: that's no more far-fetched than LOST.
- me: c'mere. I'll only try to tell you stories about Timothy the dragon. I'll have absolutely zero expectation that you listen.
- truth
- FUCK
- haahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Alan: lol
- you okay?
- me: I just died
- the LOST universe validates my ridiculous hypothesis about '50s sitcom reproduction
- "electromagnetism! wooooooOOOOOoooOOOOoooo"
- Alan: i dare you to produce a well-reasoned treatise on the ultimate purpose of LOST being that it needed to close a time loop allowing the creation of little Ricky.
- bonus points if you can prove he was in the mysterious outrigger chase.
- SUPER BONUS POINTS if you can also prove he was MiB
- me: I don't think I can
- I think I can just make wild assertions
- but I can make them with style
- oh, the picture finally arrived
- fucking christ
- maybe this will learn you to back off your candle addiction, young man
- I've been telling you that shit is dangerous
- Alan: LOL
- me: "marijuana is a gateway drug? Pff, bullshit. Candles are dangerous? not buying it."
- that was you
- and now you know better
- marijuana --> candles --> heroin --> auto-erotic asphyxiation --> becoming a serial killer
- Alan: damn, that's a slippery fucking slope.
- me: you've had a scare
- I hope that sets you back on the right and righteous path
June 2011
6 posts
One of the serving suggestions is “pair with a salad for the perfect dinner for two!”
How about pair with nothing and eat it alone to remind yourself why you have a gym membership?
…or because you want to, I guess.
- me: I don't want it to be passive-aggressive. just "oh look I'm crazy and clever with the words"
- Jason: Was just about to :) I'll look it over, but I don't think you have to worry about it being passive-aggressive. Not your style, whereas "crazy and clever with words" very much is <3
- me: clever with THE words
- the definite article is critical
- Jason: Silly me :)
- me: sorry, criticle. critical is for very important calculators. things that are critical are your calc
- cal[c]
- I am losing it
- Jason: <pats on head> It will be fine
- me: maybe for very important milk
- cal[cium]
